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The Lorax is a childrens book of liberal propaganda written by Dr. Seuss in order to indoctrine are children into environmentalism. Frankly his doctor license should be provoked.

Plot[]

A kid comes to a guy called the Onceler to learn about the Lorax. The Onceler charges him 15 cents and a snail (its called the free market deal with it libs) and then tells him about the time he found a tree which he cut down to make a product called the threed which we all need. So the Lorax who is a treehugger shows up and tells him not to but the guy says mind your own business libby these trees dont belong to you and he keeps making threeds. Eventually the process kills all the species who live around but who cares. Its called progress deal with it progressives. Finally he cuts down the last tree and the Lorax leaves. Good. At the end the Onceler gives a seed to the kid and says he can start his own business with one of these.

Controversy[]

Theres a big controversy over how this book is total BS. The Timber industy put out there own book to counter it which showed that loggers are right and indanger species need to stfu. Envirowhackos are just people with to much time on there hands and if you care about trees so much why dont you go marry one. /threed

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