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You owe us, Indians

Thanksgiving is an AMERICAN holiday where we literally give thanks to the Indians for getting off are land and letting us do something useful with it because they were wasting it. Although if anything they should be thanking us since we built them some reservations and let them live there. Before they were living in freakin teepees. Thanksgiving is celebrated on the final Thursday of November.

Food Edit

Thanksgiving night generally consists of a lot of food known as a feast. A typical feast includes such staples as yams, mashed potatoes and gravy, stuffing, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, potatoes, sweet corn, pumpkin pie, potatoes and TURKEY but NOT tofurkey which is the PC police trying to make us all be vegan libs.

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