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Theodore "Ted" Bundy (November 24, 1946 – January 24, 1989) was a serial killer who prayed on women. By pretending to be a Republican with his arm in a cast, he was able to gain the womens trust because they knew that only liberals would kill women. Then he would reveal that his arm wasnt really broken, and he wasnt really a conservative, killing the woman and having sex with her dead body, which is what gay marriage will lead to. He was given the death penalty and executed in 1989, but if liberal candidate Michael Dukakis had been elected he wouldve been freed and given a unicorn.

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