Chesley Burnett "Sully" Sullenberger III (born January 23, 1951) is a REPUBLICAN who successfully landed his flight in the Hudson river after both the engines were destroyed by birds. A liberal would have folded under pressure, crashing the plane and killing everyone on board. Thankfully, no liberal will ever fly a plane unless they hijack it, like they did on 9/11. Never forget.

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