Socrates (1750 - 1903) was an American philosopher who wrote the declaration of independants.  He invented democracy with Ben Franklin Delano Romanowski.  He was a registered Republican and was anti-taxes.  His son Ron Artestistotle plays for the Lakers.  Like Jesus, he was a Christian and also like Jesus he voted against Obama.

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I'll hold my nose when I vote for McCain.

I like how I predicted what you would say.  Liberals are so predictable.  Now if you'll excuse me my mom just got back from blockbuster with Madagascar.

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