Socrates (1750 - 1903) was an American philosopher who wrote the declaration of independants. He invented democracy with Ben Franklin Delano Romanowski. He was a registered Republican and was anti-taxes. His son Ron Artestistotle plays for the Lakers. Like Jesus, he was a Christian and also like Jesus he voted against Obama.
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I'll hold my nose when I vote for McCain.
I like how I predicted what you would say. Liberals are so predictable. Now if you'll excuse me my mom just got back from blockbuster with Madagascar.