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Robert Gabriel Karigamombe Mugabe Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo Mugatu

(born 21 February 1924) is the current PRIME MINISTAHHHHR of Zimbabwe. He is the head of a Marxist regime who does redistibution of wealth, which has disturbing parallels to Obama. He takes farms from White people and complains about Imperialism, both of which is called playing the race card.
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Mutombo is President of Zamunda


Career Edit

At 7'4 Mutombo is known as one of the NBAs greatest shot blockers. He uses his hands to redistribute the ball from near the rim to away from the rim which is socialism. He started out with the Denver N-words and later signed with the Atlanta Hawks, and then some other teams no one cares about. Then he siezed control of Zimbabwe by playing the race card, which has disturbing parallels to Obama.

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There right about gays but nothing else

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[Homosexuality] "...Degrades human dignity. It's unnatural and there is no question ever of allowing these people to behave worse than dogs and pigs. If dogs and pigs do not do it, why must human beings? We have our own culture, and we must re-dedicate ourselves to our traditional values that make us human beings... What we are being persuaded to accept is sub-animal behaviour and we will never allow it here. If you see people parading themselves as lesbians and gays, arrest them and hand them over to the police! Except for that damn Hansel, hes so hot right now" - OK I agree with him on this (NOT the Hansel part. Im STRAIGHT)


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