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Lemonjello and Oranjello are these two black guys that used to go to my school who were brothers. I dont mean brothers like how they say it but ACTUAL brothers. I remember the first time I met them is when I almost got arrested for trying to use a $2 bill at Taco Bell. I met them in the cop car and then later they invited me to go to there place and listen to cRap. I told them lets listen to some actual GOOD music and brought them back to my house and played some Black Sabbath and Judas Priest. We played the records backwards and there were Satanic prayers so I turned it off. Then I tried to explain to them about politics, like how Jane Fonda had some POWs killed in Vietnam and then spit on them when they got back to the airport. I also asked them about the extra muscle blacks have which makes them good at sports. They got offended because I didnt say "African American" or something so they left and went back to there own "crib". The moral of this story is I am NOT racist otherwise why would I have let them in my house. I rest my case.

I worked in law enforcement for several years. We had to take classes to become certified to use the National Crime Information Center system. Our instructor gave us car license numbers, names, etc to search for practice in using the system. Lemonjello and Orangello were the two names we were given to search for records. I would not have believed it had I not seen with my own two eyes.

In popular culture[]

Whenever someone on The Sopranos wants to explain away an incident they say it was two black guys. Those guys were Lemonjello and Oranjello.

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