Lady Gaga (born March 28, 1986) is a pop singer with music videos that are longer then Lord of the Rings. She was born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta but performs music under the stage name Lady Gaga and pornographic videos under the stage name Keri Sable. Some of her hits include Ace of Base songs.



Gaga opposes the Arizona bill and thinks that Alejandro and other illegal immigrants should be allowed to come to our country. Her instructions once they cross the border is "Dont turn around" because she thinks they should be allowed to stay here despite the signs saying KEEP OUT. She also claims that they are here to have anchor babies, correctly pointing out that in the case of any given female immigrant all that she wants is another baby. She doesnt care that with these dangerous illegals around we are all living in danger and subject to unspeakable acts such as beheadings. Instead she loves the idea of us REAL Americans living in an unhappy nation.

Quotes Edit

"Just dance. Gonna be ok. Do do do just dance. Spin that record babe. Do do do do just dance."

"Cant read my cant read my no you cant read my poker face. My my my poker face my my poker face."

"Stop telephonin me eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh"

"Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want your bad romance"

"Ale ale jandro ale ale jandro, ale ale jandro ale ale jandro "