Writing her number down for me when we first met

Kelly Ann Hu (; ; Hú Kǎilì; born February 13, 1968) is an actress and former model whos most famous for being an ex-girlfriend of mine and also for starring in The Tournament.

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We went out for a few months, but eventually I just got tired of her you know. She was getting all needy and wanting to be around all the time and I just had to let her go you know. You know how girls are. There always getting crazy and trying to talk about marriage and all that. I told her look, Im already married so knock it off. This isnt the freaking Middle East and Im NOT going to have two wives. But she just kept pushing it you know. Anyway, I cut it off, using the S.T.O.P.A.R.R.E.S.T.I.N.G.M.E. system so I can still get her back any time I want.

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