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225px-JStalin Secretary general CCCP 1942-1-

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Joseph Stalin, born Ioser Besarionis dze Jughashvili (December, 21 1878 – March, 5 1953) is literally the mother of all liberals. He was the head of the USSR and one of greatest mass murderers of all time, killing millions OF HIS OWN PEOPLE in the Cold War. Like other communist leaders such as Obama and Mao, he had a cult of personality (good song).


Early life Edit

Stalin was born in Georgia, which has frightening parallels to Jimmy Carter. He had a scar on face from smallpox and his left arm was permanently damaged in a horse carriage accident, so naturally he wanted handouts. This caused him to become a Marxist and follow the teachings of Lennon.

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