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Jabberwocky is a poem written by Lewis Carol which has disturbing parallels to the poem I wrote about Obama.
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Jabberobama Edit

'Twas brillig, and the slimy communists
Did raise are taxes in the wave;
All flimsy were the excuses why healthcare should be socialist,
But NOT the fact Obama will put us in mass graves.

"Beware the Jabberobama, my son!
The jaws that lie, the claws that catch independents!
Beware the community organizer, and shun
The frumious lack of executive experience!"

He took his vorpal constution in hand:
Long time the marxist foe he sought—
So rested he by the liberty tree,
And contemplated the disturbing parallels to Hitler in thought.

And as in independent thought he stood,
The Jabberobama, with breath of mustard,
Came throwing like a girl through the tulgey wood,
And bowed to Saudis as it came!

One, seven! Seven, six! and through and through
The constituion went snicker-snack!
He cant say what he did because hed be charged with a hate crime
And the PC police would put him in FEMA camps.

"And hast thou done what the PC police would consider a hate crime?
Come bear thy arms, my beamish boy (I am STRAIGHT)!
O frabjous day! I am NOT gay!"
He elected Palin in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slimy communists
Did raise are taxes in the wave;
All flimsy were the excuses why healthcare should be socialist,
But NOT the fact Obama will put us in mass graves.

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