This guy Howl has a moving castle. One day he harasses a young girl on the street. If anyone ever harasses MY daughter...well I wont even tell you what Im going to do to that guy. Im going to kill him. Anyway the girl gets older and decides to move in with him. On the way she meets a scarecrow and a tin man which is the moving castle. Then she meets the cowadly liar (Howl). Together they go to see the Wizard who is a woman (PC police much?) and she attacks them with a tornado, and her little dog to. Then everyone lives happily ever after. The end.
Howl - Christian Bale
Sophia - Gene Simmons
Wicked Witch of the West - Lauren Bacall
Fire: Billy Crystal