Whats the matter libs, she is way below youre double standerds? You would hit that like the feist of an angry GOD

Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren Woods (born January 1, 1980) is the wife of Tiger Woods, and one HOT piece of ACE. I know from experience. Well, not me, but a guy I know. Him and her GOT.IT.ON! WHOO-WHEE! 

No they didnt Edit they didnt. But you can imagine what itd be like if they did! 

Before Tiger (1980-2001 B.T.) Edit

She was born in Stockholm and suffered from Stockholm Syndrome, which made her and her twin sister very liberal and prone to race mixing. They became twin nannies. I'll be in my bunk.

In the year of are Tiger Edit

She met Tiger in 2001 and was immediately drawn to his wallet. They were married in 2004 and they now have a couple of kids who are like, half Swedish, a quarter black, a quarter Chinaman, 2 parts Indian, a dash of Filipino, sprinkled with gypsy, and probably hermafrodites. Multicultralism has gone TO far.

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