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The Black Mamba

Dwyane Tyrone Wade, Jr. (born January 17, 1982) is a NBA player for the Miami Heat who when he was born his mom didnt know how to spell his name right. Its supposed to be Dwayne NOT Dwyane. Haha. Thats how they are. Reminds me of this one black guy in high school who was named Shithead pronounced "Shi-theed." Seriously, Im NOT making this up. Also I was in school with these two black guys who were brothers named Lemonjello and Oranjello. Honest to God. Maybe I can even find my old yearbooks to prove it. Man. Its so weird what they name there kids. P.S. I am NOT racist.


Wade won a championship ring alongside Shaquille O'Neal and the refs in 2004 due to nobody wanting to see Mark Cuban win. Then Miami sucked again, until 2010 when LeBron James announced he would be taking his talents there along with Chris Bosh announcing he would be taking his dresses there.

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