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dog is a animal who is a member of the canine family and is a domesticated form of the wolf. Dogs have been very useful throughout human history and are known as MANs best friend. Meanwhile a girls best friend is a diamond. Thats why men are from Mars and women are whores.

BiologyEdit

BreedsEdit

The biggest breed of dog is the Saint Bernard and the smallest is Beverly Hills Chiuauaua. In between you have dogs such as the Labrador, Retrievers, Hounds, Terriers, Bulldogs, Pitbulls, Mastiffs, Shephards, Collies, Great Danes, Akitas, Poodles, Sheepdogs, Huskies, and Rottweilers.

HabitatEdit

Doghouse

ReproductionEdit

Mostly just doggystle

ControversyEdit

Obama got a dog and didnt even go to a shelter. More proof that he is Satan. And then he calls Andy Reid to congratulate him on signing the serial killer of dogs, Michael Vick? Bottom line is Obama has a deep seated hatred of dogs or the dog culture.

Famous dogsEdit

Snoopy
Rin Tin Tin
Lassie
Benji
Pluto
Marleyduke
Cerberus
Clifford
Cujo
Uga
Balto
Checkers
Nigger (I guess now IM a racist)
Hachikō
Beethoven
Huckleberry Hound
Asta
Old Yeller
Toto
Vincent
Farvel
Snoop Doggy Dogg
Ghost Dog

QuotesEdit

Shawn Hannity: "Look, I too -- I mean, I am a dog lover's dog lover. You know, a very few things that made me cry, I lost my dog of 16 years snowball, and it broke my heart, literally."

Literally.

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