Death Wish Edit
Paul Kersey is a naive liberal who was a conscious objectioner in Vietnam. Like all naive libs he doesnt believe in such things as punishing criminals. Then a group of liberals rapes his wife and daughter and murders the wife and worst of all they break into his house. If anyone ever rapes my daughter I will kill that guy so hard. So Kersey decides to kill criminals. Dont wanna get killed? DONT BREAK INTO PEOPLES HOUSES.
Death Wish 2 Edit
Paul Kersey is once again a naive liberal, and is now in a relationship. Also he still has his daughter who was raped so bad it made her handicapped. Then a group of liberals rapes his maid and daughter and murders the maid and worst of all they break into his house. Also the daughter jumps out of a window while being raped and is impaled on a fance. If anyone ever rapes my daughter and causes her to jump out of a window and be impaled on a fence I will kill that guy so hard. So Kersey decides to kill them all. Dont wanna get killed? DONT BREAK INTO PEOPLES HOUSES. Then his fiance leaves him because shes a lib.
Death Wish 3 Edit
Paul Kersey is a rugged individualist who held his nose and voted for Mccain. His friend is murdered when he goes to visit him. So Kersey decides to kill everyone in town. Then he meets a new woman. Then shes killed. Also he makes friends with a couple. The wife is raped and killed. Actually shes raped to death, literally (literally). So Kersey kills the gang leader with a rocket launcher.
Death Wish 4 and 5 Edit
Pretty similar to the previous 3