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He sells a lot of records because of white guilt

50 Cents (born July 6, 1977) is a cRapper who invented Vitamin Water. He became famous after being shot 9 times by Ja Rule.

Early life Edit

Cents was a Jamaican immigrant born in Jamaica Queens. Growing up he was confused his momma kissing a girl. Daddy wasn't around, probably out committing felonies. Like father like son? He became a drug dealer and was arrested. Then he had 2 choices, become a basketball player or a rapper. So he chose rapper. He then amassed an empire due to the fact that hes a Republican who believes in working hard. He then started G-Unit meaning that GWB should be in charge of the United States.

Trivia Edit

JFK appears on the 50 cents coin.

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